2 Novelty Marriage License Phony Fake Certificate Wedding Gag Joke Prank WOW

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Marriage License
The FUN Start's Here!
(Listing is for 2 Marriage licences)
(You keep one and give the other one away!)
Prank your friends, families,
neighbors & coworkers!
Oh what FUN you will have!
Great Bachelorette-Bachelor Party Gag gift.
Printed on light weight card stock. 8.5 x 11 inches.
Can be framed(not included) or given as is.
Names and date can be filled in.
Then it reads as follows:
The husband, hence forth known as "the Slave," will turn over all worldly possessions to the wife, who will be known to all as "The Master."
The Slave will forfeit all his personal property including his masculine deodorant, gaming systems, and loose change to The Master.
The Slave shall not complain about holes in socks, burnt toast, torn underwear, mother-in-law, TV dinners, or Master with a headache.
The Master , in turn , will allow The Slave an occasional touch on special occasions, feed him fresh fruit once a month, and scratch him where he cannot reach.
Prank your parents friends family co-workers etc..
They also make funny gag gifts too!
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